If I ever leave Britain there will be many things I miss. Yorkshire puddings, rolling green hills, European travel and newspaper headlines.
Och aye, indeed.
What’s with the unwed bit?
Adds to the misery. Obviously.
Nothing to do with the journalist providing a clear indication that he has no other option and that it is him that must clean it then?
No, I reckon it’s a ploy to get the poor bugger a date. Though frankly any lass who’s interested might want to give a while until the smell goes.
OMG. Dying. I miss UK newspapers so much. I bought a Closer when I left Dublin (I know, don’t judge) and there was an article about someone who eats donuts during sex to get her off and another woman who drinks like 4 glasses of urine a day to keep her healthy. The entertainment value is priceless!
(and of course they are usually Americans. Of course)
That’s your Christmas present sorted then. And no, I won’t judge. I’m only slightly disappointed you didn’t buy ‘that’s life’ or ‘take that’. I bought one once because there was an article of a woman who had a cyst that looked like a cheese soufflé.
If only he were dressed like some Victorian street urchin chimney sweep too…
And a spotted scarf! Now, that would almost make him endearing. Little shitting rascal. Awwww.
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