A Royal Fool Britannia

This week the very first official portrait of the world’s thinnest favourite princess was unveiled. And the reaction? Well, it ain’t good. But we all know the art ‘critics’ are probably nursing their jealousy in equal measures with a single malt. The princess herself was eager to get a first look, much like everyone who ever gets someone to take their picture and rushes to ‘check it’s a good one’. Here’s a picture of her royal hotness meeting the artist after the unveiling. Pay attention to her left hand.
One thinks Ms Middlefingerton is not amused.